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Frecon Farms Hogshead Dry Cider

Holy frijoles its been a long while since i posted something here. The dust that was covering my internet pages was nothing to sneeze at… but I did a’cause I’m allergic.

So, whilst I was away, not tickling my keyboard writing poetic nonsense, what have my faithful readers been doing? Not much? Too much? Just enough […]

By |June 15th, 2015|Categories: Cider|0 Comments

Brewery Ommegang Three Philosophers

OMG it’s Ommegang time once again! This is #3 in the gift 3-pack I received for Santa Clause’s birthday. I have completed the tri-fecta! Yay for me!

If you recall, my initial review for the Ommegang Rare Vos included all of the OMG hooha and what nots I don’t feel like repeating. If you do not […]

By |January 29th, 2015|Categories: Ale|0 Comments

Brewery Ommegang Tripel Perfection

OMG it’s Ommegang time once again! This is #2 in the gift 3-pack I received for Santa Clause’s birthday. How lucky an I? Well, if you think about it, I should have saved this one for last because it’s “tripel”, as in three? Perfect if I made this the third review for this lovely gift […]

By |January 29th, 2015|Categories: Ale|0 Comments

Ommegang Rare Vos

Let me get a few things straight. I am not a techie kinda guy. I love technology, but as far as I’m concerned computers are made by wizards and the internets is magic conjured by pixie dust snorting, winged monkeys in tuxedos. I don’t need to know how it works, just that it does and […]

By |January 22nd, 2015|Categories: Ale|0 Comments

McKenzie Brew House Pumpkin Ale

Day 673 of my 31 day pumpkin beer challenge and I give up. I failed miserably. This will be my last pumpkin beer challenge of the year. Or not. I really don’t make the rules. That job goes to the voices in my head.

Shhh. I just told them.

What? No, I won’t.

I will? Oh, ok.

I love […]

By |December 3rd, 2014|Categories: Ale, Pumpkin, Seasonal|0 Comments

New Holland Ichabod Pumpkin Ale

Day 17 of my pumpkin beer challenge. Day 17. Lot’s of pumpkin beers are down and many more to come.

The story of Ichabod Crane in The Legend of Sleepy Hollow always freaked me out. Poor guy riding around on his horse only to be cold-cocked by some dude without a head. Its just not right. […]

By |November 6th, 2014|Categories: Ale, Pumpkin, Seasonal|0 Comments

River Horse Hipp-O-Lantern Imperial Pumpkin Ale

Day 16 of my pumpkin beer challenge brings me to Ewing, New Jersey, USA. Sorry about that. Opening that link immediately put me to sleep. I assume it did the same for you. Geez, Ewing, NJ, dress that site up a bit. How’s about a color palate that goes beyond grey and blue? Oofa. Whaddya […]

By |November 5th, 2014|Categories: Ale, Pumpkin, Seasonal|0 Comments

Unita Punk’n Harvest Pumpkin Ale

Well, I’ve been out of the game for a few weeks. No real reason other than I drank a lot of beer and demotivated myself. There’s a lot of pressure writing this crap. I need to stay sharp and on the ball. Give it my all. 110%, and all that gobbledeegoop.

So, Day 15 of my […]

By |November 4th, 2014|Categories: Ale, Pumpkin, Seasonal, Uncategorized|0 Comments

Timmermans Pumpkin Lambicous

Day 14 of my pumpkin beer challenge and I’ve decided to whisk you, my dear blog reader, to the magical land of Belgium. Home to 11 million Belgians who speak Dutch and/or French. What? No one speaks Belgish or something? Bleh. Not that magical after all. But, feel free to take a look at what […]

By |October 20th, 2014|Categories: Lambic, Pumpkin, Seasonal|0 Comments

Samuel Adams Fat Jack

Welcome to day 13 of my pumpkin beer challenge!

I am thrilled to still be doing this. And by “this” I mean drinking beer for a purpose. And what is that purpose you ask? Well, dear person reading this, the purpose is to entertain you. You take time out of your busy schedule to read my […]

By |October 20th, 2014|Categories: Ale, Pumpkin, Seasonal|0 Comments